• The Older Person's Guide to New Stuff

• How to Talk Teen

• How to be a Cat

• Is it in Yet?

• How to be a Dog

• The World According to Nigel Farage

• How to Chat Someone Up at a Funeral

• Weird Sh!t 

• Must Try Harder - History, English, Science and Geography  ('compiled by' credit) 

• Eurrgh! 

• Epic Fail! 

• Dead Beat (novel)  ebook   

• FBIs Most Wanted cats 

• CIA's Most Wanted dogs 

• Release Your Inner Old Fart  ebook 

• Foul Mouthed Pets   

• Crash! The Official Bankers Joke Book - ebook

• Dick Longg Saves the World! (novel) - ebook

• The Loo Companion 

• Teddy Bears of the Rich & Famous (with Barney Leigh)

• Celebrities Behaving Badly (with Carol McGiffin)

• More Pets With Tourettes*

• Pets With Tourettes*

• The Book of Stupid Lists* (new version)

• You Know You're a Child of the 70s…*

• You Know You're a Child of the 60s…*

• The Advanced Swearing Handbook*

• You Know You're a Child of the 80s…

• *The Gossip's Guide to Madam Tussauds* (with Jeremy Beadle)

• ​How to Make it in Advertising*

• Tall Animal Tales* (with Rolf Harris)

• Tarrant on Millionaires* (with Chris Tarrant)

• The Big Viagra Joke book*

• Sports Crazy* (with Des Lynam)

• Jeremy Beadle's How to Make Your Own Video Blockbuster*

• The Book of Utterly Ridiculous Stupid Lists*

• Wannabe a Spice Girl?*

• The Lovers' Revenge Kit*

• Beastly Behaviour* (with Rolf Harris)

• The Really Rough Holiday Guide*

• The Extra-Terrestrial's Guide to the X-Files*

• True Animal Tales* (with Rolf Harris)

• The Official Politically Incorrect Handbook - volume 2*

• The Office Revenge Kit*

• Roy Chubby Brown Unzipped!* (with Roy Chubby Brown)

• The Ultimate Revenge Kit*

• Back to Basics*

• The Official Politically Incorrect Handbook*

• How To Be a Real Man* (with Julian Clary)

• The Book of Stupid Lists* 

• How to Be a Superhero* 

• The Return of the Complete Revenge Kit*

• The Naughty '90s* 

• The Book of Revelations* 

• How to be a Complete Bitch* (with Pamela Stephenson) 

• How to be a Complete Bastard* (with Adrian Edmondson) 

• The Complete Revenge Kit*

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        *Books co-written with Mike Lepine